Things I learned this year
Friends never let a pocket full of Tootsie Rolls go empty
It's OK to wear a tank top in public
Dig deep because you may find treasure in a box of junk
Deep fried Oreos aren't as disgusting as they sound
Flash only strangers, not your co-workers
Always carry hand sanitizer
Even if you are 1200 miles apart, never let on that your toenails aren't polished. You will never hear the flippin' end of it if you do
Boys can keep their boy-cut underwear
Dumpster diving isn't half bad when you don't actually have to climb into the dumpster
It's the blue stuff that turns an ordinary port-a potty into the Cadillac of port-a-potties
Even though having wet underwear plastered to your ass is quite uncomfortable, I can't wait for it to happen again next year
Drinking a giant smoothie on a three hour road trip - not such a good idea. Drinking a 20 oz Pepsi on the way home - an absolute must
A wet t-shirt contest can break out at any moment at a high school football game
Never regret the time that you didn't have with a friend. Appreciate what you have now because over time it will feel like it was always that way
A ten foot tall personality comes packaged in a colorful 4' 11'' frame
Never look back on the shell that you just stepped out of
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